Fishing Sea

i grew up fishing a little bit but now i am doing it on my own !!! i just moved to florida and i want to get into bay fishing, once i catch a fish, what is the best way to catch all the way to i get home.

catch fish and string it while i continue fishing.

then do i just get an ice chest or whatever and put the fish into them until i get home.

then how do i fillet teh fish? i have never cut afish before and it just sounds intimidating to gut my own fish and fillet it.

and with saltwater fish, should i just where a glove whenever i catch the fish to unhook it?

thanks. links to "how to" pages welcome.

YouTube has over 700 videos that show you how to fillet fish.

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oGkmtZ_iBIDg4BW2ZXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTB0OWtjMW1zBHNlYwNzYwRjb2xvA3NrMQR2dGlkA0gxMDlfMTEx?p=filleting+fish&fr2=sc-sb&vs=youtube.com&ei=UTF-8

2008-05-06 07:43:35 by mjaf2007

my dad shows how to properly use a chain maille glove, a filet knife, and a king salmon on the bank of the copper river in gulkana, alaska. when ...

I work at McDonalds. I often rub the buns against my sweaty armpits. Sometimes I make burgers without washing my hands or putting gloves on. Once I picked up a chicken fillet from the floor that was all mixed with filth and cleaning residue, cleaned it with a tissue, and served it. My manager knows but he's a cool guy. He does a lot of stupid stuff too LOL

LOL

have a nice day and nice dream.

2009-02-25 07:45:43 by Dustin

How to give the cat a pill

Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


How to give the dog a pill

Wrap it in bacon.

My first real laugh of the day! Thank you, you cheered me up!

2007-03-26 09:39:02 by mica h

I'm turned off by raw meat. I can tolerate seeing raw steak, but I prefer ground beef, because it doesn't really look like "flesh". I feel ill if I see it bleeding, but I manage.

Raw fish doesn't bother me, as long as it's cleaned (i.e. salmon steaks or tilapia fillets in a supermarket's meat department). I could never "gut" a fish, tho; I almost get sick just seeing it on TV!

What I can't seem to get over is my disgust at raw POULTRY. If I see a whole raw turkey with skin, I can't stand it! I don't even like skinless boneless chicken breasts, since I still have to TOUCH them. I'm grateful I don't have to remove the skin & bones (I don't think I could!), but I still don't like touching the meat. It feels so bad that I'm considering wearing gloves. I also don't like how it LOOKS.

Am I alone in feeling this way? I don't WANT to, but I wonder if it's too late? I think the prob is that as a child, I wasn't exposed enough to this stuff, so I never got over the "gross factor".

Well, how many times have you tried? I think if you really want and need to get used to preparing it (like if you have a family you need to cook for, etc....) you should "just do it." Set a specific goal to make yourself prepare chicken breasts, say, 3 more times..... and see if it gets any easier. Maybe finding some recipes you really think sound good would motivate you as well.
Also, be sure to rinse it really well under cold running water - that might help your brain feel that it's more "clean."

2006-08-29 14:47:43 by scary shari

1 Pick up your cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position left forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat’s mouth opens pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2 Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3 Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw away soggy pill.

4 Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5 Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden

6 Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between the knees; hold front and rear paws. Ignore growls and grumbles from cat. Get spouse to hold cat’s head firmly with one hand while forcing a wooden ruler gently into cat’s mouth with the other. Drop pill down the ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously to make it swallow.

7 Retrieve cat from curtain rail; get another pill from foil wrap. Make a note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8 Wrap cat in a large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with cat’s head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of a drinking straw, force cat’s mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.

9 Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink a beer to take away the taste. Apply Band-aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from the carpet with soap and water.


10 Retrieve cat from neighbour’s shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck, so as to leave the head showing. Force mouth open with dessertspoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11 Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check date of last tetanus jab. Apply whisky compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12 Ring fire brigade to retrieve the bloody cat from the tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13 Tie the little bugger’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of the dining table. Find heavy pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertical and pour 2 pints of water down cat’s throat to wash down pill.

14 Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to A & E, sit quietly while doctor stitches your fingers and forearm, and remove pill from your eye. Call at furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15 Arrange for RSPCA to collect the mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see whether they have any hamsters.

Hi there...your forgot one!

HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

1) Wrap it in bacon.

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2007-01-16 07:48:26 by As_It_Is

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

It's TRUE.

You should try applying flea remedies. The last time I tried ..... Well, this is what I wrote in my diary about my very sweet-natured and constantly purring Jet .......


"Tried to deflea a very unimpressed cat. Listen to the back of the bottle instructions ..... ' Groom animal's fur in wrong direction, spray product from a distance of 12 inches, brush fur back taking care not to get the product in the animal's sensitive areas. Do not allow the animal to groom until the fur is dry ....' THIS CAT IS DEAD, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY IT ALLOWED YOU TO TAKE THE TOP OFF THE STUPID BOTTLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Jet obviously didn't read the back of the bottle, he knew he was not going to enjoy the experience from the moment he saw the towel come out. Five minutes later, it was tightly over his head. I didn't need to see the daggers in his eyes; the low threatening howl said it all!

Good job I've got a full first aid box although I did consider going to the walk-in centre for a blood transfusion and a stomach pump (He kicked so much that I think I injested most of the spray)

Anyway, I dried his fur and let him out into the hazy sunshine making sure he had a sachet of his favourite Whiskas ..... came in .... closed the door and ..... the heavens opened. Went back out but couldn't convince a foaming mass of black fur to return to the scene of the crime."

2007-09-05 09:21:21 by not singing the yahoo tune